New Addition



I got a new dog yesterday. Well, she's not so much a dog as she is a factory of slimy drool that the boyfriend seems not to notice. I can see already that there is going to be a power struggle between us two bitches over who is the boss and who is NOT.

Never having owed a dog as an adult, I am unsure of how to address this new creature. I'm also pretty sure that she wants to eat my cat. The cat will probably put her in her place as soon as he gets over the shock of having his house invaded by a stinky giant.

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