Effing Bridesmaids

How long does one person need to complete a task? I guess it depends on what the task is, right? What if the task is to get your measurements taken for a bridesmaid dress? On 3/25/08, I sent an email to all the BM's asking that they please get measured and give me the money for the dress by 4/10/08. I told them that the dresses must be ordered before 5/1/08 to ensure timely delivery of said dresses. How many do you think did either? NONE. When 4/10/08 came and went and still no one had gotten back to me with their sizes, I sent another email asking that they have the money and measurements to me by the 20th. How many this time? Actually, one. I had to pick up the phone and threaten 2 of them to get measured or they would be off the island! WTF? Like, how hard is it? I just don't understand.

Bottom line: I finally got size selections from everyone and money from everyone by 5/5/08. I had to float a check, but thankfully all worked out fine. It took over a month, though.

Note: My fiancee has told me to tell people that the wedding date is a week before the actual date so shit like this doesn't happen as we get closer to the date...I think I will take his advice from now on.

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