Nail polish Robot?

Why does my toenail polish always chip when it's cold? Seriously. I can go weeks and weeks between pedicures in the summer and fall and the polish never rubs or flakes. But it gets to the 40's or below at night and all of a sudden my polish is CHIPPING! Is there some kind of built-in sensor the cosmetic companies put in the polish? Maybe there's a robot in there that malfunctions under 45 degrees. And no, it's not because I wear closed-toe shoes more often. I wear flip-flops every damn day in the Winter too!

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